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After I belched all over my smartphone upon reading/upbraiding the speech Hilary Mantel deemed worthy to blather over,  I noticed a few things with regards to her ingratiation with the Royals.

1. She must be quite angry at the obvious beauty of Middleton.

2. How can Middleton have an exquisitely formed personality when she isn’t out of her 20’s?

3. The only reason Mantel has achieved anything is precisely because of the existence of Royal Family.

4.  Mantel sort of conjures up these lost worlds and cannot stare her own in the face, a glaring defect when hurling bolts.

Who reads Historical Fiction anyway?

a. no one who’s mattered since Balzac read Scott

b. the sort of people who attend speeches by the likes of Mantel…

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